@dhh: It really isn't. Embrace Peterson's simple advice: Clean your room. Then clean your computer. Don't succumb to sloppy th…

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It really isn't. Embrace Peterson's simple advice: Clean your room. Then clean your computer. Don't succumb to sloppy thinking, sloppy living, or sloppy computers. (It's also just gross, and disgust is an important human instinct).
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DHH @dhh
I get that not everyone wants a perfectly clean workspace, and I don't mind a little creative chaos at times, but err on the side of order. Marie Kondo had it right: "Life truly begins only after you have put your house in order".
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RL @rafaell0x
Don’t fall for rage bait

Alireza Bashiri @al3rez
self respect

DHH @dhh author
Peterson would be proud!

Alireza Bashiri @al3rez
Salute 🫡

vaxry @vaxryy
there is a difference between "not spotless and shiny" or "wear and tear" (normal) and "filthy" (ew)

DHH @dhh author
Yes. And this celebration of filthy is far over the line.

vaxry @vaxryy
oh yeah absolutely

Clank @clankenluben
Hey @dhh rate my battlestation

DHH @dhh author
You have the ingredients, but you gotta cleanup your desk of empty cans and trash. Don't live like hobo.

Clank @clankenluben
Okay mommy

DHH @dhh author
Mommy is mercy, this is justice ⚖️

ABHI @aksiiita06
My room is clean, but my laptop is like that. Simply because, I can't shut it down. There are apps hosted on it, so I can't shut it down - and this clean it.

DHH @dhh author
Don't live in a mental cage of your own making. Also, you can clean a computer without shutting it down.

Carl Zulauf 🌹 @existensil
Quoting Jordan Peterson sure isn't helping you beat the fashy/bigot allegations. There are many ways to justify having a clean laptop without invoking that loon.

DHH @dhh author
I love Jordan Peterson's book 12 Rules for Life, which is where this comes from, and I don't really care if you think that's "fash".

vlad/r @_architected
Off-topic, are you still using a Samsung as your main phone?

DHH @dhh author
Yes! Love Samsung phones! Alternate between an S26, S25 Edge, and a Fold 8. I know, nobody needs all these phones. But when are we constrained merely by our needs?

Guy Ferrari @Guy_Ferrario
As a hoarder by genetics, I love clean stuff. But it’s a battle against my basic nature. I was raised where clutter was fine and my art brain likes clutter. I also hate moving things to find something.

Cheddar Creek @CheddarCreek
Embrace Peterson's simple advice: Clean your room. Clean your computer. Get addicted to benzos. Sell your soul to The Daily Wire and shill Zionism to an audience that used to respect you.

Rob Schoening @sentientvector
Alcohol pads from the first aid kit on every floor in every office in America is all you need!

Smaili @smaili__
That is just gross man. I fucking hate that when I see a laptop like. It doesn't create a good opinion at all, just disgusting

Voldemar Ezerin @voldemarezerin
WHAT IS THAT KEYBOARD??!! 😭😭 Must've sprinkled some crumbs to make it worse on photo, no way someone works on that.

Rick @hyperquantlab
Yep, I mean, it can happen, there are those rarities, but more often than not, its just a sign of sloppiness and even more, why should i trust you with an engineering project if you can even clean your laptop. But then again, its within individual freedom to be "messy"

Marius Golombeck @MariusGolombeck
Or sloppy driving. Thats the worst kind of sloppy!

Sk Samim @thisisaxon
i have literally an i5 with 8gb ram on it, still my laptop looks goddam clean, messyness disrupt productivity....

compford @compford
Guy who’s too dumb to be denying accusations of fash and then post “disgust is an important human instinct”

Siegmund Foid @siegmund_foid
Imagine needing to borrow this to check your email and then having to immediately go to the clinic for an STD panel 🤢

Andrew @jovai69
A real engineer doesn’t give a shit what Jordan Peterson has to say

Robert @robertholak
What's even worse is when a co-worker has a laptop like that and asks you to come over and help troubleshoot something.

Dave Shanahan @0ds01
If his laptop is that dirty, imagine his code 💀

Valentino Filipetto @ValentinoFili10
I find it so disgusting to touch people dirty-ass laptops.

Ali Isah @aliisahx
how you do anything is how you do everything

CodexNerd @Codex_Nerd
It's a sign of someone who doesn't respect his device wtf

Stephen Brouhard @ssbrouhard
Exactly lol just clean your damn greazy fingers before you touch the machine.
The one in the image looks like it been at a jobsite for a month.
Similar to people wearing glasses that are filled with grease and finger prints on the lenses. How the hell do they see?!

Luca Riviera @lucareverie
Telling all the engineers I work with that the father of Rails tells them to keep their shit clean

Iterant @iterantx
Gross. I'm about to eat. Thanks for that!
Totally agree with DHH on this. Keep your workspace and laptop spotless imo.

Adam Drake @FrontEndDrake
I think part of the interview process should be inspecting the persons house and see how clean they are. Chances are if they have a messy house they will have messy code.

Sudhakar Behera @sdrplk1
Having a disgusting laptop is like disrespecting verything that feeds you. Always respect your work and work environment.

Puneet @Puneet_singh_tw
That's 100% true. I've seen many people like this, with disgusting looking Macs. I've always told them the same thing, living in dirt isn't an excuse for being hardworking, it's often a sign of deep laziness embedded into their system. Thanks for amplifying this.

dave @Devwaghela5
Man the crusty laptop is itself AI generated, that photo itself isnt real

raul. @raul_g
this is good advise
it's important to take care of yourself, your tools and your surroundings to effectively work with other people

Petey struggles @peteystruggles
I agree. I wouldn’t be able to work on a greasy and dirty keyboard, looking at reflections of what-would-that-even-be on the screen and on a clattered desk. man, I can’t even understand how people can have stuff on their home screens and not organised stuff in folders

419 @skerris_
“Disgust is an important human instinct” - this is such a misunderstood concept

Momo M @sshbeetle
He meant literal crack

eotfofiw @eotfofiw
This is one of those things AI can't help you with. "No one wants to pair program with me" 😅 give it a clean, you might like it.

chris @ultmtc
When I see a coworkers filthy laptop I don't think "wow that person is a cracked engineer", I think "wow that person is gross"

Maghori Michael @DevC33jay
When your space is crappy and dirty hoe do you think, because I for one my sense of smell is heightened so when I get into a room that smell for others it stinks for me I can't even think straight or be productive.
Please always stay clean, neat and sharp it helps the mind.

Michael Preciado @preciadotech
Bamboo gave the space some life

Matt██████████ █████ ██ ███ ██████████ @MattmreM
And dear lord wash at least every other day.

Mauricio @mau_bh7
@ThePrimeagen and @X on my leisure workspace :)

Kyle W @KyleRayWed
That laptop has gonorrhea. Throw the whole thing away.

Aldo @ach_7189
All the people who are personally attacked have shit rooms and nasty laptops

Kristoffer Haugland @krismhaug
People deliver their computer like this to our repairshop. No shame

Tangerine Coding @tangerinecoding
Any recommendations on how to clean it?
I usually use a slightly damp cloth for the keyboard. And for the screen a damp cloth again -but lighter pressure- and then a microfiber cloth.
Oh! And I have an old toothbrush for the hard to get places too

PBurke @PBurkeFR
dude's a jordan peterson adherent lol

Greydeeant @IsItGrey
Clean laptop gang

Matter 马涛 @MatterTurbulent
Since getting Omarchy, on a tear clearing my Downloads folder every time I'm done with a particular activity

Ezra Black @Ezra_Black_
I live in my car (purposely) and my life is completely spotless. (My laptop screen is dirty though I will admit)
When I have a home, it’s the same way.

gar_ee @gar_ee
yeah save the slop for your shitty vibecoded projects, keep a clean desk so people think your work is good
you just have to make the sale, whatever happens next is someone elses problem

headphaser @headphazer

Corgito 🇦🇷☀️ @Shaddai_001
Thank you, good lord, for DHH coming on the Lex podcast; I would not have found this beautiful mind.

Steve @steve_cook
keep it clean. keep it simple.

whomever @whatinthechain
Peterson's simple advice lmfao what about your mom advice, why you gotta bring in the worst posible male reference

jp @jpfraneto
would you sponsor my next one?
i run omarchy and put a sticker on the back of it with your face on studio ghibli style

BM5k @BM5k
My laptop spends more than 50% of its time in clamshell mode so it’s super dusty when I escape the desk…

David @hcetamd
I wish they'd make these things easier to clean.i usually have to do a complete disassembly to get all the crud off a keyboard, and I can't easily do that with a mouse. With laptops, the best I can do is use a disinfectant wipe and a vacuum cleaner.

Wes Grimes @ncfrontiersman
That photo should come with NFSW warning 🤢

Deni @DeniCodes
This whole “my desk and laptop and bed are messy because I work and I’m creative” is such a wild reach
I did arts in Belgium and not one person from my class had messy desks etc, it’s a stereotype that needs to die
Messy =/= cluttered, also clean your laptop 🤢
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