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HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsB

RagebaitC

SincerityD

ShitpostingA

Not a RobotA+

YapperA

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.05/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Opens most posts with 'unpopular opinion' like it's a greeting. It is not a greeting."

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STUDENT@yourhandle

HOMEROOMThe Open Mic

SUBJECTGRADE

Original PostsB

Talking in ClassC

RagebaitD

SincerityA

ShitpostingA+

AttendanceA

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE3.05/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"Opens most posts with 'unpopular opinion' like it's a greeting. It is not a greeting."

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STUDENTyour-profile

HOMEROOMGrowth Strategy

SUBJECTGRADE

Honest TitlesB

Plain EnglishC

ModestyD

ReferencesA

AttendanceA+

Keeping It ShortA

SUMMER SCHOOL

GRADE POINT AVERAGE2.72/ 4.30

TEACHER'S COMMENT

"A holistic, dynamic, results-driven approach to saying very little."

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should probably post more of my thoughts and other stuff tbh 🤖 get your grade here ↓ https://t.co/0ss5U3rpdK

— jhey ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ (@jh3yy) Sep 25, 2026

Dad, mom... I'm not sorry https://t.co/vOFKCipkwd

— Tom Siwik (@tomhacks) Sep 25, 2026

@notifyShivam here is mine: https://t.co/RiGEt6EQDi

— Mehul Fanawala (@mehulfanawala) Sep 25, 2026

Sincerity = A. @aarondfrancis would approve. https://t.co/kieOWgylQs

— Josh (@joshmanders) Sep 25, 2026

omg 😆 https://t.co/uSGIeWM9fh

— Ayush 🙏 (@ayushtweetshere) Sep 25, 2026

Hahaha oh no https://t.co/CQtRkzNznY

— Loftwah (@loftwah) Sep 26, 2026

how the fuck am i more sincere than josh? https://t.co/K928W6vStN

— luna (@imlunahey) Sep 25, 2026

I'm as sincere as it gets 😌 https://t.co/iT5spk10Sd

— Abdul (@justabdulraouf) Sep 26, 2026

And there I was thinking I'm an original content creator 😭 Thanks @notifyShivam 😅 https://t.co/6L07DH4bQM

— Martin Tale (@martintale) Sep 25, 2026

@Brobro @notifyShivam ayeeee it works now lfg certified yapper https://t.co/dV4dU1xsNf

— thoughtcrime (@thoughtcrime\\\_) Sep 26, 2026

Yapping, D? I mean, all I do here is yap... https://t.co/HdnE0oTVwf

— Terekhin Ivan (Vanka) (@terekhinivan) Sep 25, 2026

@tomhacks Good to see that I am not yapping https://t.co/oxpYc9wuRn

— Priyanka Pudi (@priyankapudi) Sep 25, 2026

NOT YAPPING ENOUGH?! https://t.co/nHPeNCggGo https://t.co/5I72WHCdaw

— bro (@brobro) Sep 25, 2026

@joshmanders @aarondfrancis lol - I'm not a robot. https://t.co/0JC1Af25Ce

— Mike Key (@1337hero) Sep 25, 2026

“He’s good, but he doesn’t put in enough effort” https://t.co/FAGOAuHAEH

— stemonte (@stemonteduro) Sep 25, 2026

i guess https://t.co/t0BITWWGYB

— mack (@themackabu) Sep 25, 2026

🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/wK3AnGvjdb

— Nat La Pirate #No2SelfID (@natlapirate) Sep 25, 2026

@notifyShivam First time seeing your site, design is 🔥👏

— Daniel Hunter (@danielkhunter) Sep 25, 2026

thanks for the report @notifyShivam let's see how I can improve my grades ;p https://t.co/slrNLiMZXt

— Melvin Rook (@bamieater) Sep 25, 2026

@notifyShivam tried it, its fun https://t.co/4ZcJfQ01RZ

— Krish (@imkrishgohil) Sep 26, 2026

Dang. https://t.co/XUmShk3WeZ

— Scott O'Nanski (@nanskio) Sep 25, 2026

I’m kinda okay with this tbh https://t.co/RUTQ1FXrtW

— Chris 🧱 (@chriszeuch) Sep 25, 2026

my report card just came in. no notes. https://t.co/6Ij1ubxkIq @tomhacks does it mean I need to: - ragebait more - yap more?

— Marcin Dudek (@myththrazz) Sep 25, 2026

i gotta up my x game. https://t.co/aTboQjCEyT

— shashank sn (@istupidpreneur) Sep 25, 2026

@jh3yy But do I even want A’s in ragebaiting or yapping? 😂 https://t.co/9FADvhUXx0

— Jalen Davenport (@jalendport) Sep 25, 2026

@tomhacks Does D for ragebait and yapper mean i yapp too much and ragebait or I dont do it enough https://t.co/6LIGkSRheX

— mjrode (@mjrode) Sep 25, 2026

Eheh, i don't know what to think about it ! @notifyShivam https://t.co/v6AvfScFGB

— Alexis 🇫🇷 (@alexislamouv) Sep 26, 2026

@notifyShivam Here is my report card, i need to work on shitposting https://t.co/qVX2XoObbr

— Karan from Boringlaunch (@gamifykaran) Sep 25, 2026

@joshmanders @aarondfrancis Actually my best report card ive ever had https://t.co/C8WpTti7pr

— mikku (@mikkurogue) Sep 25, 2026

D in ragebait is devastating. see you at summer school 💀 https://t.co/hcqs3w1FmB

— Ivan Golovach (@ivandotge) Sep 25, 2026

my report card just came in. no notes. https://t.co/U4dLiHAYrK

— Michael (@\_bymich) Sep 25, 2026

@228Emiry Dam I’m horrible at ragebait https://t.co/s3BhRJqkM5

— Some1sTech (@thereals1t) Sep 25, 2026

@jh3yy I'll take that F in ragebait gladly 😄 https://t.co/LxHIfEkVKu

— Nathael ⚔️ (@krayorn) Sep 25, 2026

@tomhacks at least i'm not a robot :( what is homeroom btw? https://t.co/5puLsadQrC

— Yevgeniy Fomin (@yevgeniy\_dev) Sep 25, 2026

summer school again. A+ in Sincerity did not save me. https://t.co/BUdONoZYcX

— Awais alwaisy (@alvaisy) Sep 25, 2026

We shall do better (yap more, ragebait more; 2027 resolution found) https://t.co/9DaCn4MIF4

— RyanQuinn (@frown360turn) Sep 26, 2026

@jh3yy I got a B in shit posting, insane https://t.co/dkVeZrV6Vi

— Sara (@\_sarant) Sep 25, 2026

just got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say? https://t.co/yTF5Rvjggy

— E 💜🧡🖤 ☮️ 🐉🇯🇵🇬🇧🇨🇳🇰🇷🐺🦋 (@echan1337) Sep 26, 2026

my report card just came in. no notes. https://t.co/Y5OOLgfrTt lol

— Jose Viloria (@anotherspanish) Sep 25, 2026

just got my report card and it says: verified human. what does yours say? https://t.co/O7Pshi7EAp

— singh (@wellitsabhi) Sep 26, 2026

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